You know you’ve been watching too much “Space Monkeys” when…
by MariCe

• Someone has just enumerated a list of things, and you naturally add "and, of course, cheese."
• You're asked for a favor, and you answer with something so deep that he
  forgets what he asked you.
• You're always worried about your economical situation.
• Most of the things you say start with "Check."
• Whenever you do something wrong, you say "Bad brain, bad bad brain."
• You catch a cold, and when you cough or sneeze, you complain about "this nasty humanity."
• Whenever you listen to calm and peaceful music, you describe it as "strangely soothing."
• You use the words "hmm, fascinating!" all the time.
• When something is broken, you say "Gotta get that thing fixed."
• You never do.