Yes, We Have No Bananas

Computer: This is the onboard computer emergency response system.
Captain: Oh, thank heavens. Listen, I'm-
Computer: Please hold.
7 s RealAudio / 75 K Wave Sound

Captain: This has not been a good day.
2.4 s RealAudio / 26 K Wave Sound

Captain: Houston, we've got a problem.
1.4 s RealAudio / 15 K Wave Sound

"          ": We are an advanced race, so advanced that our name cannot be spoken or written. Only thought.
Captain: Well, that must make it hard to make dinner reservations.
10.7 s RealAudio / 114 K Wave Sound

Rhesus 2: My brain has failed you. Bad brain! Bad, bad brain!
6.1 s RealAudio / 66 K Wave Sound

Captain: Check. It's an ego thing.
1.4 s RealAudio / 15 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: I am an Orbitron. I am capable of 4,215 functions, approximately.
Captain: Well, that's great. Now you can just blast Nebula to atoms and get me home.
Orbitron: Are you joking? I'm just a stupid little glowing ball!
15.4 s RealAudio / 166 K Wave Sound

Spydor: Hey, who do you have to know around here to get a banana?
3.3 s RealAudio / 36 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: You will feed us a banana immediately.
2.4 s RealAudio / 25 K Wave Sound

Dr. Splitz: I require sustinance. A rich pulpy yellow fruit of the Musaceae plant of the inseed variety would be preferable.
Me: Naw, I'd rather have a banana.
12 s RealAudio / 128 K Wave Sound

Gor: I want a banana. Now!
4.8 s RealAudio / 52 K Wave Sound

Spydor: I don't like you.
Orbitron: If I had such a thing as a feeling, it would be mutual.
4.4 s RealAudio / 47 K Wave Sound