Planet of the Humans

Captain: I love this job.
1.5 s RealAudio / 16 K Wave Sound

Dr. Splitz: Unusual readings, Captain. A number of life forms are clustered in that area ahead of us.
Captain: What sort of unusual readings?
Dr. Splitz: Difficult to pin down specifically, Captain.
Me: That's just a fancy way of saying he ain't got a dang idea.
Dr. Splitz: I have too.
14.4 s RealAudio / 154 K Wave Sound

Captain: Ok, ideas. I want 'em and I want 'em fast.
Shao Lin: When the evening flowers open, the lotuses close, Captain.
[Pause]
Captain: And I was worried.
8.5 s RealAudio / 92 K Wave Sound

Spydor: I'm stringy! I taste terrible! Ask anybody!
3 s RealAudio / 32 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!
3.5 s RealAudio / 38 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: I thought I could, I thought I could, I thought I could!
3.1 s RealAudio / 33 K Wave Sound