Monkey in the Middle

Gor: Where do I go? Left or right? I'm confused!
Shao Lin: Use your instincts, Gor.
Gor: Yes. I will use my instincts! What are instincts?
10.8 s RealAudio / 115 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: Oh, I just hate it when you two fight!
2.2 s RealAudio / 24 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: I am worried about the Captain. The strain of command may be wearing on him.
Orbitron: True, but on the other hand, you're the one talking to a small glowing ball.
7.6 s RealAudio / 82 K Wave Sound

Nebula: Until the anti-force and the universe are mine, I cannot rest. Don't slam the door on your way -
[Slam!]
Nebula: Rhesus 2!
11.8 s RealAudio / 126 K Wave Sound

Captain: Check, it's a temperal matter anti-matter cosmic graviton displacement thing.
4 s RealAudio / 43 K Wave Sound

Dr. Splitz: He displays classic symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia.
Me: He does not.
Dr. Splitz: Does too.
Me: Does not.
Dr. Splitz: Does too.
7.7 s RealAudio / 83 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: I hate to interrupt the fun, but we are about to crash-land. Thank you.
3.8 s RealAudio / 41 K Wave Sound

Spydor: What is he doing?
Orbitron: Of course, I don't know about these technical things, but I'd guess he's blowing us up!
6.1 s RealAudio / 66 K Wave Sound

Me: There goes the farm.
1.3 s RealAudio / 14 K Wave Sound

Holo-boon: I ain't going. I heard about these trips from the other Holo-boons.
Spydor: What did you hear?
Holo-boon: I heard things!
Spydor: Things? What kind of things?
Holo-boon: I heard things.
[Boom!]
Me: What happened to the dang Holo-boon?
Spydor: Uh...he was hearing things.
15.1 s RealAudio / 162 K Wave Sound

Captain: I'm not crazy. I'm just seeing a flat guy that wasn't there.
2.6 s RealAudio / 28 K Wave Sound

Captain: Listen to your gut. What does it tell you? Gor!
Gor: Shh. I'm trying to listen.
5.9 s RealAudio / 64 K Wave Sound

Captain: Everyone back to the ship, pronto!
Shao Lin: Captain, may I remind you that you are no longer in command.
Captain: Well, I...ok, ok, fine. What are your orders, Goddes—I mean, Captain?
Shao Lin: Everyone back to the ship, presto!
Captain: By the way, it's "pronto."
19.3 s RealAudio / 207 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: Orbitron, do you know the way to reroute power through the sub-power grid?
Orbitron: No, but I do know the way to San Jose.
Shao Lin: Gotta get that thing fixed.
8.1 s RealAudio / 87 K Wave Sound