Ape-pocalypse Now!

Orbitron: Batteries not included, some user assembly required, void where prohibited.
3.2 s RealAudio / 34 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: Then there was that time I said, "And, of course, cheese." What do you make of that?
4.2 s RealAudio / 45 K Wave Sound

Me: We're hog-tied like a golliwumpus in a juniper bush!
Dr. Splitz: Excuse me?
Me: We are ensnared in a high-output energy grid.
7.9s RealAudio / 85 K Wave Sound

Captain: Orbitron, do you have any data on the planet?
Orbitron: It's...round!
5.4 s RealAudio / 58 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: I've got to get that monkey fixed.
2.8 s RealAudio / 30 K Wave Sound