The Monkey Has Landed

Shao Lin: It is part of the cycle of life; birth, death, infinity...
Orbitron: And, of course, cheese.
6.7 s RealAudio / 72 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is incorrect, temporarily out of service, or you are incredibly stupid.
5.8 s RealAudio / 62 K Wave Sound

Captain: Evasive maneuver Chimpanzee-Tangerine-Coconut-Blue!
Gor: What does that mean again?
Spydor: Make a right!
6.8 s RealAudio / 65K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: That is what foolish pride can accomplish.
Captain: Yeah, well, I'm only...subhuman.
4.9 s RealAudio / 53K Wave Sound

Captain: That cinches it. We're home. Home to the trees, the air...
Orbitron: Kill me, somebody, please!
7.9 s RealAudio / 85 K Wave Sound

Lilith: I alone am the caretaker.
Captain: Alone? You must be very...lonely.
Lilith: I am. But there are still pleasures on this world. The trees, the air,
Captain, Lilith: Bananas.
Lilith: Captain, I'd love to give you a personal tour.
Shao Lin: Captain, you cannot go.
21.7 s RealAudio / 230 K Wave Sound

Captain: I've seen things you wouldn't believe...holographic baboons on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I've watched radioactive gorillas glitter in the darkness of Tannhauser Gate, but I never thought I'd see home again...
15.9 s RealAudio / 170 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: Old Chinese saying: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I will hurt you very badly.
8.9 s RealAudio / 95 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: The next time you tree-dwellers need some chips and wires, I would appreciate it if you would keep your hands - or feet - away from me!
8.4 s RealAudio / 90 K Wave Sound