The Maltese Monkey

Captain: This is the universe. I work here. I'm a monkey.
4.1 s RealAudio / 44 K Wave Sound

Gor: Captain!
[Crash!]
Shao Lin: He's been wounded!
Gor: Uh, no, I just tripped on the step.
7.5 s RealAudio / 81 K Wave Sound

Host: Club Zedro is proud to present the beautiful and sultry voice of Vel-Dar Vane.
[Vel-Dar, uh, sings.]
23.4 s RealAudio / 252 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: There's something I'd like to say, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart...0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1...
8.9 s RealAudio / 95 K Wave Sound