Gorilla My Dreams

Captain: Orbitron, will the composition of those asteroids deflect Rhesus 2's scanners?
Orbitron: Scanning...hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...hmm. My readings indicate that planting squash in the early spring is advisable in Sweden.
14.1 s RealAudio / 151 K Wave Sound

Dr. Splitz: Readings indicate no measurable signs of life, Captain.
Spydor: Good. Now let's go home.
5.3 s RealAudio / 58 K Wave Sound

Spydor: Face it, Captain. This mook's some kind of monkey-flippin' earwax-lovin alien wacko.
4.7 s RealAudio / 51 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: Please understand that in our hearts we do not respect - the use of gratuitous - hya! - and meaningless - unh! - violence - hi-ya!
10 s RealAudio / 107 K Wave Sound

Rhesus 2: Who is this annoying fleshipod who keeps yapping to himself?
Captain: Ignore it. It's a personality displacement thing.
6.5 s RealAudio / 70 K Wave Sound