Splitzy’s Choice

Captain: Strap in, hold on, blast off!
1.9 s RealAudio / 21 K Wave Sound

Dr. Splitz: Primate five, and six, go!
Me: Hey! I was supposed to say that!
4.8 s RealAudio / 52 K Wave Sound

Dr. Splitz: What precisely do you mean by the term "wuss?"
Me: You, Professor Wuss. If it wasn't for me, those critters would've kicked your butt.
Dr. Splitz: Never. Their lack of muscle coordination made it highly improbable that their pedal extremeties would have had a deleterious effect on my posterior.
Me: Yeah? Well, you're still a wuss.
Dr. Splitz: You are a primitive!
Me: Wuss!
Dr. Splitz: Primitive!
Me: Wuss!
Dr. Splitz: Primitive!
26.3 s RealAudio / 283 K Wave Sound

Captain: Our fluxitron is shot. Orbitron, is that critical?
Orbitron: Danger will robinson! Danger!
Captain: I'll take that as a "yes."
7.9 s RealAudio / 85 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: Such a barren place. I fear our intrusion here will endanger the delicate ecosystem.
Captain: You call this an ecosystem?
Shao Lin: It is all part of the whole.
Captain: This planet is a hole, if you ask me.
11.3 s RealAudio / 121 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: It makes hundreds of julliene fries in seconds! Isn't that amazing!
4.3 s RealAudio / 47 K Wave Sound

Spydor: Hellooo! Anybody home? Is this thing on? Don't you have a plan, an idea, a notion?
6.2 s RealAudio / 67 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: Women and small glowing balls first!
3.2 s RealAudio / 35 K Wave Sound