Escape From the Plant of the Apes

Captain: Ah! You miserable piece of space flotsam. Mnn...Come outta here, you-oh!-miserable son-of-a-
Shao Lin: Can I be of assistance, Captain?
Captain: No.
10.6 s RealAudio / 113 K Wave Sound

Captain: Gotta get that thing fixed.
Orbitron: Don't even think about it.
3.2 s RealAudio / 34 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin (as Captain Simian): Hee-ya!
1.3 s RealAudio / 14 K Wave Sound

Plant: You are not welcome here, primatoid.
Captain (as Shao Lin): That's Captain Primatoid to you.
7.9 s RealAudio / 85 K Wave Sound

Me: Hoo-whee...this thing bounces better than one of Spydor's checks.
5 s RealAudio / 54 K Wave Sound

Spydor: This is one flippin' salad bar I ain't coming back to.
3.9 s RealAudio / 42 K Wave Sound

Dr. Splitz: Channel the information through the stunner's input and create a genetic reverse psycho-neural output.
Captain (as Shao Lin): Check. And I would do that, how?
Dr. Splitz: Very quickly!
10.5 s RealAudio / 112 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: I've met a lot of appliances in my day, but you are something really special.
6.3 s RealAudio / 67 K Wave Sound