Lawnmower Ape

Captain: [making spaceship noises]
Shao Lin: I didn't realize it was play period, Captain.
Captain: Uh, I...uh...
Shao Lin: Perhaps I should return after you've had your nap?
23.6 s RealAudio / 254 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: You want, you want. What about my needs?!
4.3 s RealAudio / 46 K Wave Sound

Spydor: Take your pick: Delfklurb digging on Anazrat, strip mining for antithermion on Dranxo-4, or, my personal favorite, Xanthium prospecting on Ubilam.
Captain: What's antithermion?
Spydor: You mean you know what delfklurb is?
17.2 s RealAudio / 184 K Wave Sound

Rhesus 2: I'll find that antithermion soon enough. It's just mind over matter. Ooh, that was a good one.
5.9 s RealAudio / 64 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: Captain, the turtle does not risk carrying its eggs across the crocodile's back.
Captain: Exactly, I...Wanna run that one by me again?
Shao Lin: Let us blow this sucker up!
9.2 s RealAudio / 99 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: Oh, fine, no "Hello, how was your day?" After slaving all day over a hot transistor, this is the thanks I get?
15.9 s RealAudio / 74 K Wave Sound