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Captain: Captain Simian and the Spaaaace Monkeys!
(from the opening sequence)
6.7 s RealAudio / 65 K Wave Sound

Captain: Prepare to peel off. Report go/no go. Primate one: Go!
Shao Lin: Primate two: Go!
Spydor: Primate three: Go!
Gor: Primate...four: Go!
Dr. Splitz: Primate five
Me: and six: Go!
Captain: Peel off!
18.8 s RealAudio / 202 K Wave Sound

Captain: Gotta get that thing fixed.
1.2 s RealAudio / 13 K Wave Sound

The sound of a beamitron.
2.5 s RealAudio / 27 K Wave Sound

The sound of a stunner.
1 s RealAudio / 11 K Wave Sound

The sound of an Instavine.
1 s RealAudio / 10 K Wave Sound

The "boing" heard when Dr. Splitz changes his personality.
0.4 s RealAudio / 5 K Wave Sound

The sound heard when I change my personality.
0.7 s RealAudio / 7 K Wave Sound