The Apes of Wrath

Captain (to Shao Lin): Lighten up, Goddess. They're just simple, natural, honest-minded folk. I like them.
[Vasqueznek hits the Captain with a cane]
Vasqueznek: Out of my way, ugly creature.
Captain: ...to a point.
7.5 s RealAudio / 81 K Wave Sound

Me: Yeowwww!
1.7 s RealAudio / 19 K Wave Sound

Orbitron: Don't worry, it is absolutely impossible to set stunners to anything other than "stun."
[Zap!]
Orbitron: Oh, sorry, wrong again.
7.5 s RealAudio / 81 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: Sun-Su says-
Captain: Did Sun-Su ever say anything about running away?
Shao Lin: As a matter of fact-
Captain: Then stun and run!
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Me: Gor, buddy, you just hit the ever-lovin' jackpot!
Gor: I'm sorry. Who did I hit?
5.7 s RealAudio / 62 K Wave Sound

Shao Lin: I just wanted to tell you how much I admire your good looks, your bravery, and the sound you make when thrown forcibly against a wall.
7.9 s RealAudio / 169 K Wave Sound